grasshawk

A male mosquito usually larger than than their female counter part they tend to fly up into your face when disturbed

Person 1) *walking through grass* Ahhhh!!!!!! Dam grasshawks

Person 2) *lol* I told you to use the sidewalk *lol*

grasshawk by TeaKah March 14, 2024

Gratshank 

A retard’s way of saying ‘thank you’

“What do you want to order?” “An Aussie pizza please! “ “Alrighty, no problem” Gratshank!”

Here’s you meal! “Gratshank”

Gratshank by zx.cxz August 8, 2020

Grasswalker 

(n) the one unfortunate individual who doesn't fit in a line formed across a sidewalk by a group of walk-and-talkers (usually females). The individual(s) mentally refuse to walk in front or behind of the rest of their pack, as this will inevitably exclude them from conversation, so they walk in line, but on the grass by the sidewalk; or in extreme cases, off the curb and in the street.

Any passing stranger could clearly pick her out as the loser of the group, as she always assumed the role of grasswalker in their strolls about town.

Grasswalker by LLTenHK March 8, 2010

grassmask 

A gas mask fitted with a bong instead of a filter, the purpose being to smoke weed while wearing this mask.

We wandered around until we found a grassmask for sale. Zach and I bought and went home and got blazed as hell!

grassmask by Vindikation April 16, 2007

Grafshaw 

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin something for somebody else by the simple use of a sentence. Grafshaws get pleasure out of ruining things.

John - "I got this scar in a drag racing accident"

New girl in town - "Impressive, I love men who like danger"

Grafshaw - "Hey, John, didn't you get that scar when you fell off your bike at the wee age of six?"

Grafshaw by OG Branflakes January 19, 2009

grassham 

To "grassham", or to be grassham'ed is an act of abandonment. To the recipient, you'd be stranded by a supposed friend. To the guilty party, or grasshamicator, the only difference between being a fucking prick, a cocksucker, or just a straight up asshole, to being a grasshamicator is that you are such a coward, you cushion your premeditated act with minimal financial restitution. Whereas, a cocksucker knows he's a cocksucker and cares little to none about his actions and generally does these things without reason at all, and a grasshamicator has a reason, but it is extremely frivolous. So frivolous that the grasshamicator lacks the fortitude to admit to it, hence, being a gutless coward and grasshamicator.

Yeah, my supposed homeboy for 25 years grassham'ed me, my dog, and her 2 little puppies high and dry on the street.

I knew he was a punk, but to grassham me after all we been through?

Girl; I think I have a crush on that guy that works at the adult video store. Is that weird?

Guy; yeah, that guy's a wormy fucking douche! He may grassham you because his goldfish died or some shit. He looks like a total grasshamicator and I'm warning you now, if you get grassham'ed, don't call me to cry about it!

grassham by Ardius December 10, 2017

Grassback 

A racist colloquialism originating in the north west of England, referring to a person of darker skin tone. It is thought to have originated from the whip marks on slaves' backs, which, from a distance, look like long blades of grass stuck to the back.

Look over there, it's a grassback.

Grassback by The Big Baby September 30, 2012