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A method of masturbation where one stimulates one's genitals using one or more blades of grass, typically in a picnic setting. This word is stemmed from the phrase "being put out to grass."
"Dude, the man is done mowing the lawn. There is plenty of grass to choose from! Let me begin my Grassi!"
Grassi by ClipboardCondoms June 29, 2022
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The most amazing person you have seen in your life.
Did you see Grassi at the store yesterday?
Grassi by Grassip October 9, 2014
The queen of all existence. A slayer of men, women and all those in between
Grassi by Hotdamnmitchy April 4, 2017
Emo bitch with immaculate music taste whos hilarious and can dress well
“Grassi is the best person I’ve ever met.”
Grassi by Ff jkkk November 20, 2023
Person with green hair and works at a barbershop
Oh you have grassi
Grassi by oxy272 May 10, 2025

mitch grassi 

Mitch Grassi is the sassy queen who don't give two shits if you hate him

He is perfection and can harmonize your stupidity away.

If you dare say is hairless cat Wyatt is ugly he will slap you and block your ratchet ass on twitter

Don't fukkin mess with Mitch Grassi cause he is the baddest bitch on the block
Idiot: "Mitch Grassi sings like a girl."

Mitch Grassi: "At least I use my voice for things that actually mean something to people."
mitch grassi by fuckyouokay June 22, 2014

Mitch Grassi 

A beautiful and majestical being with a voice of a thousand Angels. The amount of talent held within this person is mindblowing.

1/5 (tenor) of Pentatonix
1/2 of Superfruit
Person One: Who's Mitch Grassi?

Me: ...*eyes widen* I sHALL sHOW yOU •-•

*beauty overload*
Mitch Grassi by East_Of_Eden823 January 17, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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