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Grass head 

Getting or receiving fellatio whilst riding in a golf cart.
Hemant was so excited that Kris got a hole in one that he gave Kris grass head in the golf cart.
Grass head by DonkTron69 August 17, 2019
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Grass Head 

Adj. A person who obsesses over the health of their grass. They spend 110% of their time and money using fertilizers, watering their lawns, and keeping weeds away while treating their lawns like Newborn Babies. They hate dry patches and dog crap. Often you will see them with sprinklers constantly on, shooing people from the grass. After years, one may develop the rare Grass Brain Disease.
Oh my gosh! Mr. Smite is watering his lawn AGAIN! Just another Grass Head on Ray Drive!
Grass Head by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010

head for the tall grass 

To hide, or make oneself scarce when trouble goes down.
When the shit goes down, don't let me catch you heading for the tall grass, pussy. Stand with me and be a man!
head for the tall grass by Diggler December 23, 2004

glass head 

Someone who is addicted to buying glass ware for smoking (I.e. Glass pipe, glass bong, or glass bubbler)
Tom is such a glass head he has four bongs two bubblers a rig an 5 pipes
glass head by Magic of psychedelics February 10, 2014

four headed grass accident 

Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.
Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.
four headed grass accident by Fearman February 14, 2008

glass headboard 

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power
Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.
glass headboard by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

grasshead 

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."
a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.
grasshead by Alan December 5, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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