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Grantified 

When one becomes in such a haze they have no idea what's goin on.
When my friends were over they were Grantified.
Grantified by Sarden!! December 20, 2008
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Self-gratifier 

(noun) One who routinely "likes" their own Facebook comments, posts and photos and, more times than not, is usually the first if not the only one to do so.

(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.
Matt is a classic "self-gratifier." He always feels the need to immediately "like" his own Facebook comments as he knows its probably the only way he can get others to pay attention to what he has to say.
Self-gratifier by bdkingst March 4, 2011

Grannified

To be changed from new to old.
OMG! Mum that bra is Grannified!
Grannified by James And Nathan February 26, 2005

graapified 

When a person does a nasty prank on another person resulting in embarrasment and/or resentment.
The pizza delivery boy was graapified when another man purposely punched the pizza out of the delivery boy's hand.
graapified by bhilldreth February 18, 2010

goatified 

A term used to describe someone or something that is great or the greatest of all time.
“Did you see that throw? That quarterback is goatified.”
goatified by LEM4R November 28, 2019

Griftified

the state of being too high on marijuana
im so griftified

Goatified 

To be the world's most underrated Fortnite console player there is by commenting on every Fortnite Instagram post and playground/creative mode highlight video to exist, stating the fact that you're really out here grinding everyday to be in Ghost, FaZe, Chronic or any other "Org" that exists. Basically, self-promoting and claiming that you're the best at Fortnite when you probably only have 24 wins in total but every single cosmetic piece in the item shop.
RidiculousFN comments on a YouTube video: "Yo, whoever wants to 1v1 playground add me on Epic friends. I'm actually underrated so if you can please check out my channel it'll mean a lot. I'm streaming on twitch everyday @TTV.RidiculousFN check me out and subscribe, I'm really out here grinding for Chronic! Like so they can notice me!"

No one ever: "I'm literally the fastest builder in my school I can quadruple ramp rush while on the highest sensitivity and custom controller binds.. I'm literally goatified."
Goatified by Listen Here Buddy April 1, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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