Granerexic 

Old person skinny

"In order for me to look hot in that Dior dress, I have to be a granerexic".

Granerexic by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008

granorexia 

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.

A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."

granorexia by Grinding October 8, 2010

granorexia 

granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".

"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"

"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"

granorexia by winks September 23, 2006

granorexic

A. An older woman who suffers from anorexia.

B. A grandmother who suffers from anorexia.

Usually, the behavior involves vainity or youth obsession. Many also have this disorder out compulsiveness. Usually she will spend time making fatty concoctions to force feed her family (eating fatty grandma type cuisine vicariously through others), but she won't eat any of it more than once every 3 days. She always refuses to go to restaurants, claiming to hate them or that she thinks they are unclean. The reality is because the temptation is too great.

You take your child to see grandma, and she looks all skeletal and haggard, with clothing from "forever 21, " and you start to become concerned that granny is a "granorexic"

granorexic by Krisztine June 17, 2007

granorexic

A woman who is so anorexic, she looks about 40 years older than her real age.

Damn that chick is granorexic. Her skin is sagging around her face and she has caves under her eyes.

granorexic by AisTorn August 31, 2011

Granorexic

When an elderly lady is watching her calories for no apparent reason, except for the fact that she is crazy and old.

My grandma is granorexic. She thinks a handful of almonds is a meal.

Granorexic by [e-mail] November 21, 2011