Grandmule

The act of using your grandmother to gain addition allotment of anything that is limited to per customer.

Mule + Grandmother = Grandmule

i scored 4 extra bottles of Jester king with my Grandmule

by vdux1 April 11, 2016

Ganduleshwar

An idiotic person who is highly certified in not make any sense.

Masculine- Ganduleshwar
Feminine- Ganduleshwari

Ganduleshwaraat- An idiotic person who is highly certified in not making any sense specifically at night.

He doesn't understand anything at night. He is a Ganduleshwarat.

Boyfriend: Ganduleshwari, you won't be pregnant if I use a condom.
Girlfriend: That's not true. I will be pregnant even after that

by Crazyenzy May 30, 2019

grandmasexual

A person primarily sexually interested in grandmothers or senior citizens in general.

"You caught Nick Nolte in that retirement community? Doin' WHAT? Homeboy's a grandmasexual!"

by The Decider/Definer/Defiler March 24, 2010

grandmauled

To be excessively hugged and loved by your grandmother, often accompanied with make-up stains on one's shirt.

I went to a family funeral yesterday and was totally grandmauled.

by batemun October 4, 2010

grandmapedia

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.

Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.

by the comand'r February 2, 2018

Grandmageddon

The wrath of the family matriarch that is generally triggered by doing something tremendously displeasing to Gma. This wrath can range from cold stares and cutting comments around the Thanksgiving table, to extended guilt trips, to having family lakeside cabin privileges revoked, and even to having her rewrite you out of her will.
Grandmageddon should be avoided or delayed at all costs, because unlike other people, she is much more likely to carry her grudge to the grave- mainly because the crazy old bitch is not to far from it.

"Dave doesn't look to happy about going home for the Thanksgiving break."
"That's because he has to tell his Grandma that he and Julie are planning on spending Christmas in Cancun. He's planning on triggering Grandmageddon on his last day there."
"Oh? How sad- he was really looking forward to getting that '09 BMW. Well, so much for that."

by JohnnyTheLatteBoy January 2, 2009

Grandulous

When you are feeling amazing. Life is pretty good. Must be eating corn on a cob or killing a puzzle. When great isn't quite enough to describe how happy you are you bust out this word.

Only the coolest people on earth use this word. Same thing with beautiful people. When you're blue eyes stop people in the their tracks your that beautiful, your life is grandulous

Mister Cheddah- "Hey beautiful how are you today?"

Ta Ta Rosa- "I am grandulous! Just got 10 pieces in a roll. I am jacked!"

by BigC-RR July 4, 2011