Pugatti

When you take a fast, smooth and clean shit with zero wipes needed (usually after a rather expensive meal).

Based of the Bugatti Veyron

I just took a nice pugatti

by vdux1 December 31, 2016

Bobber queen

One that is more then adept at the art of felatio!

Amanda is the Bobber Queen!
Gobbles knob like no other.

by vdux1 April 14, 2009

Grandmule

The act of using your grandmother to gain addition allotment of anything that is limited to per customer.

Mule + Grandmother = Grandmule

i scored 4 extra bottles of Jester king with my Grandmule

by vdux1 April 11, 2016

strokahontas

This is another name fore a real loser or stroke.

Named after the famous disney movie.

Strokahontas over there is brown nosing w/ the bosses.
Im going to fuck his wife for that...

by vdux1 June 18, 2008

swung off

When a girl pulls your dick untill you come.

I got swung off last night.

by vdux1 February 02, 2010

Face date

Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.

Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.

by vdux1 April 14, 2009