Definitions by vdux1

Pugatti 

When you take a fast, smooth and clean shit with zero wipes needed (usually after a rather expensive meal).

Based of the Bugatti Veyron

I just took a nice pugatti

Pugatti by vdux1 December 31, 2016

Grandmule 

The act of using your grandmother to gain addition allotment of anything that is limited to per customer.

Mule + Grandmother = Grandmule

i scored 4 extra bottles of Jester king with my Grandmule

Grandmule by vdux1 April 11, 2016

swung off 

When a girl pulls your dick untill you come.

I got swung off last night.

swung off by vdux1 February 2, 2010

Face date 

Going to meet a female strictly To mouth pump a her regardless of what she looks like.

Wanna go to the bulls game with me?
Nope sorry i have a face date.

Face date by vdux1 April 14, 2009

Bobber queen 

One that is more then adept at the art of felatio!

Amanda is the Bobber Queen!
Gobbles knob like no other.

Bobber queen by vdux1 April 14, 2009

strokahontas

This is another name fore a real loser or stroke.

Named after the famous disney movie.

Strokahontas over there is brown nosing w/ the bosses.
Im going to fuck his wife for that...

strokahontas by vdux1 June 18, 2008