Grandmaster T

The nickname for the coolest English teacher at Upland High School, most commonly known for his dad jokes and golfing skills. Occasionally raps if you ask him politely enough.

"Yo Grandmaster T, can you rap for us?"

by kaeIynn June 3, 2021

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

Grandmaster of the Arts

A person who has mastered every art there has been and will be.

Look how the Grandmaster of the Arts 360 noscoped that gay man

by Serphos February 20, 2022

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concepts and principles called Tri-Force known as the "Tatlong Lakas". He was born in November 16th of 1957 and the second eldest child of the six children of Maria Adoraida Makiling Vda. de Abaya.

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya was the founder and originator of Jendo.

by Teresita I. Biscaro April 7, 2008

GRANDMASTER FLASH

Mastermind behind the Furious Five. Pioneer of the 'Quick Mix' and 'Clock' theories, and author of the first Hip Hop single to utilize both samples and scratching, called 'Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel'. A god among the likes of Kool Herc and Afrika Bambaataa.

All turntablists today have in some way been influenced by the incredible Grandmaster Flash.

by Marxist April 11, 2004

Houdini Grandmaster

An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.

One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.

"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"

"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"

by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007

Grandmaster Flash

possibly the best hip hop DJ that ever existed, pioneer of the scratch, along with the furious 5 have created the most original, creative and possibly most re-worked music ever.

yo man its Flash throwin it back yall

by AquaGen August 27, 2003