Grandmaster T
The nickname for the coolest English teacher at Upland High School, most commonly known for his dad jokes and golfing skills. Occasionally raps if you ask him politely enough.
Grandmaster T by kaeIynn June 3, 2021
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grandmaster of the pootang
To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
grandmaster of the pootang by bigpappy June 24, 2016
Grandmaster of the Arts
Grandmaster of the Arts by Serphos February 20, 2022
Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya
Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concepts and principles called Tri-Force known as the "Tatlong Lakas". He was born in November 16th of 1957 and the second eldest child of the six children of Maria Adoraida Makiling Vda. de Abaya.
Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya by Teresita I. Biscaro April 7, 2008
GRANDMASTER FLASH
Mastermind behind the Furious Five. Pioneer of the 'Quick Mix' and 'Clock' theories, and author of the first Hip Hop single to utilize both samples and scratching, called 'Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel'. A god among the likes of Kool Herc and Afrika Bambaataa.
GRANDMASTER FLASH by Marxist April 11, 2004
Houdini Grandmaster
An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.
One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"
"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"
"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"
Houdini Grandmaster by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007
Grandmaster Flash
possibly the best hip hop DJ that ever existed, pioneer of the scratch, along with the furious 5 have created the most original, creative and possibly most re-worked music ever.
Grandmaster Flash by AquaGen August 27, 2003
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.