one who has reached a high level of funkyness and has mastered the sacred art of coldchillenstompabustergetanyhotchick-fu and is also a cool person all around who has particularly very good taste in music
joe: i need a girl real bad
steve: i need to learn to fight asap
meagan: my music choice suck grandmaster funk: joe you can have one of my girls, steve i bestow upon you fight game, and here meagan slam out to this short dogg cd.
joe: woah your such a cool person in any situation
grandmaster funk: i know we cant all be me
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"