This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris