2 definitions by bigpappy
To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.
"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"
by bigpappy April 5, 2016
A mega slut that will steal your boyfriend in the blink of an eye. Normally has fake white hair and uses way to much hairspray. also usually thinks she is better than everyone and makes sure her boyfriend is whipped. watch out guys.
by bigpappy March 21, 2012