Branderson

An abbreviation of the name of famous author Brandon Sanderson. Usually used by lazy book nerds to communicate. People who use the word Branderson unironically usually are the same people who say "RAFO" in their day-to-day life.

"what happens at the end of the latest Branderson book?"
"RAFO lol"

"Why are you like this David thats why i deleted you on all my socials"

by Cryptic aka Plass April 20, 2021

bandersnap

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.

Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.

by Tennisbum February 3, 2010

randerson

the possession of constantly hard nipples

-"Hey are you happy to see me?"
-"Can't you tell? I've got randersons!"

by Charles Thardeiy April 23, 2010

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.

Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

by Bennehftw June 17, 2022

bandersnatch

One among many archaic nonsense words used in the classic poem "The Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll. Could possibly be a monster more horrible than the Jubjub bird.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher June 26, 2004

cookie granderson

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010

White Blanderson

A very white person who is really boring and has no friends. They are very boring people who just in life to work.

Chuck, "Yo we got a White Blanderson over there."
Frank, "Damn yea he's whiter than a snowstorm!"

by TheWhiteMan123 December 13, 2012