Some woman was a grand marshall because she was ninety years old, making her some small town's oldest resident. If she can get a parade honoring her for that, I'll have no trouble becoming a grand marshall.
The greatest and grandest of marshmallows. It is a rare occourance in packets of marshmallows and is likely just lots of marshmallows squashed together. However it does appear the same shape as a regular marshmallows only lots bigger.
Hey look guys, I found a Grand Marshmallow in my packet of fluffy puff marshmallows!
A title in World of Warcraft apparently given to the best players who PvP'd...in 2005. The title has no value whatsoever today.
One of the sexiest night elf huntresses was a grand marshal. Now she can't do shit anymore. The server's people then called the grand marshal "grandma."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!