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granbang
granbang by LadsNGrans May 10, 2010
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Granbam • granama • granbabes • granbang • Grandama Canal • grandamonium • Mr.GranBomba • grand am • Grand Am Maneuver
granama
The ancient, crusty ancestor who aggressively spoils the newest family members with expired sweets, bear-hug wedgies, and ear-piercing, weathered back-scratchers claimed to be "good luck charms."
Realizing that Aunt Marge's granama reputation preceded her, Ned braced himself and clung to his dignity, as she approached with arms wide open, ready to smother him with questionable chocolates and infamous long-underwear-lifting action.
granama by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023
Grandama Canal
This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.
Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?
Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.
Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.
Grandama Canal by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018
granbabes
grandamonium
grandamonium by gabestonehouse@gmail.com June 14, 2022
Mr.GranBomba
Basically an idiot, but a Spanish one.
Mr.GranBomba used to have a hidden cameras YouTube channel, but sold it to Hawkers after a deliveryman slapped him
Mr.GranBomba used to have a hidden cameras YouTube channel, but sold it to Hawkers after a deliveryman slapped him
Mr.GranBomba was really stupid
Mr.GranBomba by White Fatalis February 22, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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