Graberass 

dudes real name is New York State assemblyman Dennis Gaberzayk presently in deep trouble for inappropriate sexual behavior with interns aids and staff members.

Dude last nite Bob pulled a Graberass on Alison you no a a Gaberzayk

Graberass by Sixrox6 January 12, 2014

Intellectual Grabass 

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.

An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."

Intellectual Grabass by MLZ November 10, 2006

Grabassin 

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility

Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running

Grabassin by T0pher8 February 4, 2010

grabass or grab-ass 

nothing to do with sex.

Grabass or grab-ass is stupid horseplay.
Grab-ass is always associated with men and boys trying to avoid work or some other responsibility.
Commonly used in the Southern States.

The boss sees his workers fooling around and wasting time. He says, "OK let's stop the grab ass and get to work."

grabass or grab-ass by RUP March 17, 2004

can of grabass 

Elderly, female visitors to National Historic sites frequently open this while having their picture taken with costumed employees of the site. They are often, but not always, from Quebec.

Wow. That elderly lady just opened a can of grabass on me. Dave would have loved it.

can of grabass by who's he eh? July 29, 2010

Nico Grabass 

The biggest warlock you’ll ever meet.

This warlock can’t ride a bike!
Is his name nico grabass?
YEAH!!.

Nico Grabass by Queen warlords December 4, 2021

grabassery 

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.

My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.

grabassery by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008