Goyslop/Zogchow/Goyfeed refers to heavily processed foods meant to be consumed by the hardworking goyim so that they can maintain their productivity and give your friends (pharmaceutical companies) money in case they get sick from their goyslop heavy diet. Usually comprised of products derived from crops heavily subsidized by the government such as soy and corn which are then cooked in seed oils because they are cholesterol free and heart healthy.
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Get the Goyslop mug.by Oxxy_Montalvy October 30, 2016
Get the Gokush mug.Garbage fed to goyim-cattle to fuel them up for wagecucking. Not to be confused with Goyfeed, given to goyhogs and golem to fatten them up. Typically includes premium Goygredients formulated to lower the goyims rational thought, critical thinking, and maximize risk of diabetes.
Typical Goygredients may include but are not limited to:
High Fructose Cornsyrup, Canola Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cornsyrup, Corn starch. Soy protien isolate, cricket protien isolate, cricket concentrate, Titanium dioxide, car exhaust, nicotine, yellow 7, red 40, fructose, caramel color, corn meal, potassium sorbate, modified food starch, malic acid, soybean oil, yellow 5, blue 2, calcium, dextrose, soy flour, soy lecthithin, crisco oil, sodium acid pyrophosphate, xanthan gum, enriched flour, petroluem, zinc, lead, Thiamine Mononitrate, monocalcium phospate, ammonium bicarbonate, cane syrup, abestos, carrot protien isolate, cottonseed oil, palm oil, corn flour, ferrous sulfate, beta carotene, potassium chloride, chlorine, corn oil, enzyme modified butter, citric acid, riboflavin, folic acid, plastic derived oil, red 6, malt syrup, malt extract, sorbitol, trehalose, glutamate, glycerin, modified syrup, food starch, invert sugar, isoflavones, leucine.
Typical Goygredients may include but are not limited to:
High Fructose Cornsyrup, Canola Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cornsyrup, Corn starch. Soy protien isolate, cricket protien isolate, cricket concentrate, Titanium dioxide, car exhaust, nicotine, yellow 7, red 40, fructose, caramel color, corn meal, potassium sorbate, modified food starch, malic acid, soybean oil, yellow 5, blue 2, calcium, dextrose, soy flour, soy lecthithin, crisco oil, sodium acid pyrophosphate, xanthan gum, enriched flour, petroluem, zinc, lead, Thiamine Mononitrate, monocalcium phospate, ammonium bicarbonate, cane syrup, abestos, carrot protien isolate, cottonseed oil, palm oil, corn flour, ferrous sulfate, beta carotene, potassium chloride, chlorine, corn oil, enzyme modified butter, citric acid, riboflavin, folic acid, plastic derived oil, red 6, malt syrup, malt extract, sorbitol, trehalose, glutamate, glycerin, modified syrup, food starch, invert sugar, isoflavones, leucine.
by Soygoyboy October 8, 2022
Get the Goyslop mug.Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.
Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling
"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."
This is the essence of goyslop.
Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling
"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."
This is the essence of goyslop.
"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."
"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"
"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."
"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"
"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."
by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022
Get the Goyslop mug.Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.
She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023
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