goucheberry

(n. from, "goon", "douche" and "berry" a triple portmanteau word)
1. An extremely embarassing and pathetic individual. (see twatburgler )

Did you hear Kyle going on and on about his muscles?
-Fucking goucheberry!

goucheberry by Michelangelo9999 January 2, 2009

Doucheberry

Something equivalent to the utter grotesqueness of when douche juice seeps down the vagina and drips from a dingleberry.

Samantha "Man, Chase is such a doucheberry, I leave for thirty minutes and he fucks that hoe!"
Kevin "Yea, Total doucheberry to the max."

Doucheberry by samzi August 26, 2013

Guchberry

Similar to a dingleberry, but it is a little nastier as it forms on your guch and guch hairs instead of your ass. In addition to toilet paper, turd remnants and ass sweat, it also accumulates guch sweat, and jizz reminents. Multiplied by increased friction and you have a disgusting compilation of grime.

She plucked a guchberry off my guch and ate it like it was a Jr. Mint.

Guchberry by Wally D May 29, 2007

Wild Doucheberry

Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.

Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?

Wild Doucheberry by CallItAsISeeIt May 19, 2017

Doucheberry

Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.

Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...

Doucheberry by Indygunner August 9, 2009

Goochberry 

much like a raspberry or "zerburt" a goochberry is where one places the lips on the area between the genitals and asshole and then blow making the lips vibrate on this rather unexplored area.

After that rim job your mom gave me she moved to my gooch and gave me the best goochberry ever!

Goochberry by the infamous gobbler January 6, 2008

doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...

Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?

doucheberry by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008