Gothorita

An emo pokemon that looks like a girl, but can actually be either gender.

Look! A wild Gothorita appeared! It's a trap!

Gothorita by The Jokernaut May 4, 2011

Gothopotamus 

A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.

(Goth + Hippopotamus = Gothopotamus)

Picture a goth Chris Farley...

Gothopotamus by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004

Gonthorian 

His roots stem from the land of Gelienor (which is RuneScape). He is the mightiest of the mighty he is considered a god amongst Gods he is a beast plain and simple he is undefeatable and the strongest man alive he is perfection he can speak french in russian he is the eater of goldfish crackers completer of really hard quests and has a really big dick and is the pwner of noobs fucker of your mother and he is the one hitter of cororpral beasts wielding only a rubber chicken and his armor of choice is full bronze

Person 1: How are you so beast?
Person 2: I am beast because I AM THE MIGHTY GONTHORIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gonthorian by Be@$t October 3, 2010

gothopotamus 

A severely overweight goth girl.

I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.

gothopotamus by LearnedOne July 7, 2009

Gothopotamus 

A Fat, Goth (or at least goth looking) Person.

Dude, be careful of the Gothopotamus, she might eat you.

Gothopotamus by Mynameisthis January 20, 2009

Gothopotamus 

A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...

Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.

Gothopotamus by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009

gothpital 

Like a hospital, but goth in terms of staff and decor - all-black walls, all-black clothing.

Goth 1: What's wrong with Vlad?
Goth 2: His infectious smile is spreading.- I took him to gothpital to have him treated.

gothpital by drdkmusic November 4, 2017