His roots stem from the land of Gelienor (which is RuneScape). He is the mightiest of the mighty he is considered a god amongst Gods he is a beast plain and simple he is undefeatable and the strongest man alive he is perfection he can speak french in russian he is the eater of goldfish crackers completer of really hard quests and has a really big dick and is the pwner of noobs fucker of your mother and he is the one hitter of cororpral beasts wielding only a rubber chicken and his armor of choice is full bronze
Person 1: How are you so beast?
Person 2: I am beast because I AM THE MIGHTY GONTHORIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.
A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...
Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and blackmakeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.