Gortat

A cool dude. A tall dude. Great at basketball. Lookin like a kkk member. One with a huge dick.

Gortat got mad dogged by the players at the park when he wore a white shirt as he played all black players.

by Gortat-The Scholar October 25, 2011

gorathnet

Noun- large sharp metal grate/net to put in the air to kill birds, small animals, and large insects as they fly into it unknowingly. Sometimes it can be electrified with a preffered power supply of 10,000 volts.

Yesterday I had to polish my gorathnet without you.

by jhalley September 18, 2007

Gorbatschow

The worst vodka ever... But it's cheap!

Guy 1: I'm broke
Guy 2: No problem! You can still afford Gorbatschow vodka!
Guy 1: I'll rather drink soapy water. It tastes much better.

by always_tipsy April 20, 2009

gortamelon

a meaning when a person is so bored of typeing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm they soon make up there own word

I was so bored i type gortamelon in my computer... yep your boss is going fire you

by dogebread January 24, 2023

gortaught

to completely school, own, demolish, embarrass, or defeat.

Lamarcus Aldridge just gortaught KG!

by Bloo Kangaroo January 6, 2009

Gertatude

When your sassy inner minx is about to bust out. You automatically KNOW (think) you're the best at dancing, drinking, flirting, boss ass bitch-ing, comeback killing, and slaying bitches.

*form of euphoria

*alpha of all forms of females... Actually of everything in the universe.

*opposite of a basic bitch

*hottest girl feeling herself at the party!

Walked into a black light party and instantly turned on my Gertatude!

by Gertysareus1 September 1, 2014

Gorgatron

The negative version of the "hotness scale". -1=lvl 1, -2=lvl 2, -10=ultimate gorgatron

Eww. That chick is easily a lvl 2 gorgatron.

by TheFallenOne December 18, 2014