Gorpian 

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Gray's breath smells like shit, he must be a gorpian!

Gorpian by Moltengable reltsen January 18, 2022

Gorpian spiral

The act of gorping (rich dangerously et al urban dictionary 2007) in a spiral motion resulting in torsion of all circular objects in one’s body

My friend kev tried to pull of Houdini’s secret gorpian spiral and now his balls are behind his ears

Gorpian spiral by Dangerous Dan (miniminer YT) April 13, 2026

gorping 

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.

What are they all gorping at?

gorping by yorkipud April 12, 2009

Gordian Twat 

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

Gordian Twat by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

Gorphan boy 

1. To over eat or drink a lot of a large quantity quickly at a super human speed.
2. To gorge one's self.

1. G. Barrie ate so rapidly his friends called him gorphan boy.

2. Glenn gorphed cospious amounts of beer with speed.

Gorphan boy by Deaner2009 July 1, 2009

Gorping 

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.

Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!

Gorping by Gorp-king July 30, 2010

Gordian 

Gordian is a real Nigga from da Hood. He aint got Drip and he also sucks bad toes in Videogames. He is a real son of a Bitch.

My Bro is a real Gordian.

Gordian by N4cy November 27, 2021