Gorpian

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Gray's breath smells like shit, he must be a gorpian!

by Moltengable reltsen January 18, 2022

gorping

To stare at something, usually with your mouth open wide.

What are they all gorping at?

by yorkipud April 12, 2009

Gordian Twat

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.

Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.

by dryellowfever November 22, 2011

Gorphan boy

1. To over eat or drink a lot of a large quantity quickly at a super human speed.
2. To gorge one's self.

1. G. Barrie ate so rapidly his friends called him gorphan boy.

2. Glenn gorphed cospious amounts of beer with speed.

by Deaner2009 July 1, 2009

Gorping

When your taking a bath and sitting upright, you fart and with an open mouth bite the bubbles that float up between your legs.

Last night was a fun filled evening of gorping!

by Gorp-king July 30, 2010

Gordian

Gordian is a real Nigga from da Hood. He aint got Drip and he also sucks bad toes in Videogames. He is a real son of a Bitch.

My Bro is a real Gordian.

by N4cy November 27, 2021

gorgiant

a blend of the words gorgeous and radiant.

Honey, you look gorgiant in that new dress.

by pglvsmusic8 November 19, 2009