gorda
gorda by michael46n2 April 26, 2007
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Gorda
Alejandro: Yo Miguel, did you see Suzana?!
Miguel: Yea bro she’s pretty gorda!
Alejandro: I know for real
Miguel: Yea bro she’s pretty gorda!
Alejandro: I know for real
Gorda by hamburger2020 December 18, 2022
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Punta Gorda Middle School
A school in Punta Gorda, Florida that is full of the most annoying administrators that will indeed write you up for walking down the wrong side of the stairs and hugging too long.
PGMS is also filled with whiny guidance counselors that complain about their pathetic lives constantly.
Every single teacher in Punta Gorda Middle School thinks that they are the most important thing to have ever been born, and most of them inform the students way to much about their personal lives. Most of the employees at PGMS are so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can still breathe.
The band is a joke, and continues to be a total fail in Charlotte High School.
There is an average amout of Emos that think they have the worst lives ever and have figured out the world's meaning and are very depressed about it, red necks that go hunting and mudding and have total disregard for the people walking down the hallway that don't want to step on the pile of sun flower seeds the just spit on the floor (which continues and is even worse at Charlotte High School.) Then there are the jockish boys and the preppy girls and then just the rest are the odd people. There is a pretty low population of ghetto kids, even though we are very close to Cooper street.
The building itself looks like a prison and feels like one too. It is three stories high and climbing those stairs several times a day to get to your classes is pretty hellish.
PGMS is also filled with whiny guidance counselors that complain about their pathetic lives constantly.
Every single teacher in Punta Gorda Middle School thinks that they are the most important thing to have ever been born, and most of them inform the students way to much about their personal lives. Most of the employees at PGMS are so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can still breathe.
The band is a joke, and continues to be a total fail in Charlotte High School.
There is an average amout of Emos that think they have the worst lives ever and have figured out the world's meaning and are very depressed about it, red necks that go hunting and mudding and have total disregard for the people walking down the hallway that don't want to step on the pile of sun flower seeds the just spit on the floor (which continues and is even worse at Charlotte High School.) Then there are the jockish boys and the preppy girls and then just the rest are the odd people. There is a pretty low population of ghetto kids, even though we are very close to Cooper street.
The building itself looks like a prison and feels like one too. It is three stories high and climbing those stairs several times a day to get to your classes is pretty hellish.
Person 1: who is that kid and why does he look so annoyed?
Person 2: I don't know who he is, but I just saw him walk out of Punta Gorda Middle School, so I totally understand his expression of wanting to kill someone, ESPECIALLY if he just had to talk to any of the retarded administrators.
Person 2: I don't know who he is, but I just saw him walk out of Punta Gorda Middle School, so I totally understand his expression of wanting to kill someone, ESPECIALLY if he just had to talk to any of the retarded administrators.
Punta Gorda Middle School by Barack Obamaa December 24, 2010
Tu Mama Es Gorda
translation means, "your mom is fat"
WARNING: IF YOU SAY THIS TO AN UNKNOWN MEXICAN KID, THEY'LL POSSIBLY ATTACK YOU OR ANNOY YOU (no offence)
it's also known as a joke as well, but in case people has a dead mom/a poor mom, they'd cry than attack you
but yeah.あなたのお母さんは太っている.
WARNING: IF YOU SAY THIS TO AN UNKNOWN MEXICAN KID, THEY'LL POSSIBLY ATTACK YOU OR ANNOY YOU (no offence)
it's also known as a joke as well, but in case people has a dead mom/a poor mom, they'd cry than attack you
but yeah.あなたのお母さんは太っている.
Y/N: "Tu Mama Es Gorda"
spanish-1: "YOU MOTHERFU-"
spanish-2: "MY! MOM! IS! NOT! FAT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
spanish-3: "w-what? no-no that not true..." *crying intensifies*
spanish-4: "haha true"
me: "fug that sh!t tu mama gay"
spanish-1: "YOU MOTHERFU-"
spanish-2: "MY! MOM! IS! NOT! FAT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
spanish-3: "w-what? no-no that not true..." *crying intensifies*
spanish-4: "haha true"
me: "fug that sh!t tu mama gay"
Tu Mama Es Gorda by DynastyAnimatez24 January 20, 2022
Punta Gorda
The best town in the Florida... no, wait, the entire WORLD. That is, if you're a) on crack; b) a redneck; or c) over 55.
The only entertainment for teens is the small and extremely dull mall and the overpriced movie theatre. Wait... that's in the next town.
World-famous as the former Best Place To Live, and now as "the place that got destroyed by Hurricane Charley" in August 2004.
Most middle and high school students now attend school in portables thanks to the hurricane that wiped out the (ancient and already falling apart) schools. The high school's mascot is a Fighting Tarpon, and yes, that is a type of fish. The high school is filled with terrible academics, stupid people, a heavy concentration of rednecks and that annoying "I-hate-the-world-so-I'm-going- to-dress-all-in-black-and-not-shower" type of people, vicious and cruel-hearted teachers, and "guidance counselors" that try to send honors students to the local community college.
Punta Gorda is the home to a lot of old people year-round and even more during the winter. None of these old people are good drivers. It is also home to a lot of people who graduated from the high school and whose children have teachers that taught their parents.
Almost every person under 18 complains about Punta Gorda constantly and plans on leaving imediately following graduation. In fact, getting out of Punta Gorda is such a big deal that some people may even kill themselves if they don't get the hell out of the godforsaken town.
When Punta Gorda was on CNN in August 2004 after Hurricane Charley, the caption said, "Punta Gorda - A retirement community."
And yes, Punta Gorda really is THAT BAD.
The only entertainment for teens is the small and extremely dull mall and the overpriced movie theatre. Wait... that's in the next town.
World-famous as the former Best Place To Live, and now as "the place that got destroyed by Hurricane Charley" in August 2004.
Most middle and high school students now attend school in portables thanks to the hurricane that wiped out the (ancient and already falling apart) schools. The high school's mascot is a Fighting Tarpon, and yes, that is a type of fish. The high school is filled with terrible academics, stupid people, a heavy concentration of rednecks and that annoying "I-hate-the-world-so-I'm-going- to-dress-all-in-black-and-not-shower" type of people, vicious and cruel-hearted teachers, and "guidance counselors" that try to send honors students to the local community college.
Punta Gorda is the home to a lot of old people year-round and even more during the winter. None of these old people are good drivers. It is also home to a lot of people who graduated from the high school and whose children have teachers that taught their parents.
Almost every person under 18 complains about Punta Gorda constantly and plans on leaving imediately following graduation. In fact, getting out of Punta Gorda is such a big deal that some people may even kill themselves if they don't get the hell out of the godforsaken town.
When Punta Gorda was on CNN in August 2004 after Hurricane Charley, the caption said, "Punta Gorda - A retirement community."
And yes, Punta Gorda really is THAT BAD.
Punta Gorda translates as: Fat Point, Fat Bitch, Fat Whore, etc, depending on who you ask.
Students: Go Tarpons!
Out of town people: What the hell is a tarpon?!
Guidance Counselor: So what are your plans after high school?
Student: GETTING THE HECK OUT OF FLORIDA!!
Guidance Counselor: Really? Well you should try going to the community college! *shoves pamphlets in the student's face*
Students: Go Tarpons!
Out of town people: What the hell is a tarpon?!
Guidance Counselor: So what are your plans after high school?
Student: GETTING THE HECK OUT OF FLORIDA!!
Guidance Counselor: Really? Well you should try going to the community college! *shoves pamphlets in the student's face*
Punta Gorda by PLAH January 3, 2006
Punta Gorda
Punta Gorda is located in Southwest Florida, in Charlotte County. It is located about 30 miles north of Fort Myers and a couple hours south of Tampa, which means if you are spoiled, make a good paycheck or somehow know people out there you have some chances of enjoying yourself. I fit none of those criteria.
As a bit of a breakdown of ages, 8.3% of the residents are under the age of 18, while 2.1% of the residents are aged 18-24. So basically, after everyone graduates high school, a good 75% of them flee town as fast as they can. Can't blame them, since HALF the population is 65 years or older.
For anyone 50+ years of age, married and close to retirement, it's heaven on earth.
For any 20 year old single male without enough money to evacuate (temporarily or permanently), it's hell on earth.
Punta Gorda killed my hopes and dreams.
As a bit of a breakdown of ages, 8.3% of the residents are under the age of 18, while 2.1% of the residents are aged 18-24. So basically, after everyone graduates high school, a good 75% of them flee town as fast as they can. Can't blame them, since HALF the population is 65 years or older.
For anyone 50+ years of age, married and close to retirement, it's heaven on earth.
For any 20 year old single male without enough money to evacuate (temporarily or permanently), it's hell on earth.
Punta Gorda killed my hopes and dreams.
Parents: "Hey, we're moving to Punta Gorda. It's always warm there, and everything is cheaper!"
Me: "Ok..."
*Doesn't bother doing research of his own, takes their word for it*
1 year later:
"Fuck my life..."
Me: "Ok..."
*Doesn't bother doing research of his own, takes their word for it*
1 year later:
"Fuck my life..."
Punta Gorda by PG_Sux March 29, 2009
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