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make groceries 

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans
We going to make groceries today.
make groceries by kevin j kellup April 24, 2006

eat the groceries 

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox
I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries
eat the groceries by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

groceries 

This is a reference to the song "Post To Be" by Omarion. In the song, Jhene Aiko refers to her booty as groceries. It is a sex term. He eats food and he figuratively eats her ass in a sexual way. It is now a pop culture reference. Instead of ass, one says groceries. Only in a sexual context.
"Might let your boy chauffeur me,

But he got to eat the booty like groceries." -Jhene Aiko

Person one-"Got plans tonight?"

Person two-"Yeah I'm gonna netfix and chill with bae. Hopefully I'll get into the groceries."
groceries by Kcpp-STYLELUXE September 5, 2016

space groceries 

they are much like regular groceries, only purchased in space.
Princess Leia was just getting back from picking up some space groceries when this all happened...
space groceries by The Vijanaytor December 16, 2008

Unload the groceries 

Deceptive way of saying you are taking a shit.
I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.
Unload the groceries by GPRetto July 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 13, 2017

Unload the groceries 

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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