Goose Wank

Mashed potatoes, with goose semen drizzled on top and fried goose on the side.

Pete: Hey Arth! Whats for lunch? We got some more goose wank? I really enjoyed it last time i was over.

Arth: Yeah we got some left over in the fridge!

Goose Wank by JimmyJoobleton June 11, 2026

Grey Goose Wanker 

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.

Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.

Grey Goose Wanker by shitlikeroses August 19, 2013

Goosejanks 

A feeling that comes over your body when tickled or touched in a certain way. The hair on your arms or legs will stand up and little bumps form.

Man: Hey doll face come over here and give me some sugar!

Hooker: Wow, when you call me that it gives me goosejanks!

Goosejanks by Anurdnrva December 29, 2016

Goosewonk 

(n.) an affectionate cutdown that intertwines "silly goose" and a goose-like sound effect;
usually combined with a giggle/smile/wink/friendly poke in the ribs;

*may also be connected with the suffix "-er"

Note: not neccessarily related to/connotating the word "wonk" or the act of "wonk-ing" (see definition submitted by SirWonkus).

"You silly goosewonk!"
"You goosewonker."

Goosewonk by julia December 27, 2003

Goosewinkle 

A Name Goosewinkle is given to only the best types of peoples/kids, a Male name that is given to the coolest of people

Dude that kids name is Goosewinkle he must be the best

Goosewinkle by Wet Mop June 26, 2019

Goosewang 

Similar to the term “silly goose” but a little more dumb and annoying and a little less silly.

Can be interchangeably used with extensions and modifications such as:

Goosewangster

Goosewangle

McGoosewang

You could even use the plural of goose for a group of goosewangs

Geesewangs

Geesewangsters

Geesewangles

Geesewinks

McGeesewingles

Sterling: “ That goosewang just cut me off!”

Cade: “Move it you fat goosewangster!”

Goosewang by TripleBinker February 3, 2024