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Goosewang 

Similar to the term “silly goose” but a little more dumb and annoying and a little less silly.

Can be interchangeably used with extensions and modifications such as:

Goosewangster

Goosewangle

McGoosewang

You could even use the plural of goose for a group of goosewangs

Geesewangs

Geesewangsters

Geesewangles

Geesewinks

McGeesewingles
Sterling: “ That goosewang just cut me off!”

Cade: “Move it you fat goosewangster!”
Goosewang by TripleBinker February 3, 2024
Words you can keep

gooseman dodo

1. noun: a book name in Shatin Pui Ying College

2. adjective: to describe a person or a book that is so lame, nonsense and gay. Or in other words, talking bull crap.

3. verb: someone or something is better than the other one, or get better rewards.
1: Gooseman Dodo is such a good book to read

2a: Wow, that drunk emo is such a gooseman dodo running after a firetruck like a sissy girl.

2b: That magazine is a gooseman dodo, it talks about just gay stuff.

3. Hey, Nigahiga is totally goosemaning the dodos than Peter Chao's.
gooseman dodo by Valocko October 29, 2010

goosegangbois

gooses that walk in groups and eat bagels
omg is that the goosegangbois
goosegangbois by big man goose February 16, 2021

Sussy goosemongy 

Alejandro Javier Guzman Ramos's favorite word
he's acting sus like sussy goosemongy
Sussy goosemongy by sbadecahedron November 15, 2021

Gooseman 

Grasscity's resident forum superhero.

He is one of the most intelligent and respected members of GC, and fucking with him will result in complete and total destruction of your soul.

He lives in BC in an undisclosed location. He has also lived in other provinces across Canada.
Some info on Gooseman...

-Post in General, in general.
-Get's all the ladies
-Smokes mad weed
-Plays some rank good guitar
-Hates Apple
-Loves recreational substances, including weed, shrooms, MDMA, LSD, Ketamine, speed, Klonopin, Morphine, cocaine, and Crown Royal whisky.
Gooseman by pseudoephedrine October 18, 2011

Goosejanks 

A feeling that comes over your body when tickled or touched in a certain way. The hair on your arms or legs will stand up and little bumps form.
Man: Hey doll face come over here and give me some sugar!

Hooker: Wow, when you call me that it gives me goosejanks!
Goosejanks by Anurdnrva December 29, 2016

Gooseman 

Gooseman-Noun and or Adjective.

A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.

However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.

Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.

Common traits of a real Gooseman.

Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.

"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world a better place for awesome."

"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"

"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
Gooseman by AGooseman January 6, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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