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Goose Eye 

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.
Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!
Goose Eye by Nick April 1, 2005

Goose-eye 

When someone jizzes in your eye, causing one eye to shut while the other remains open. Also known as the goosy-eye.
Designated by this emoticon: -_O
Daaaaang, look at Christy, she can't even open her left eye. He must have given her a mean goose-eye last night.
Goose-eye by Self-lovin' December 14, 2009

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched
After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched
After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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