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Goonorrhea

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A state of mind in which the person afflicted wants to create as much chaos and disorder as possible. This may include various illegal activities such as violent crimes, drug-use (primarily hallucinogenic) and property damage.
James and Haydon caught a bad case of Goonorrhea last weekend. They destroyed my whole house!”
Goonorrhea by Jay Of Earth February 29, 2020

gunnerrhea 

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The excessive and uncontrollable spurt of information out of a medical student. May or may not be related to the conversation (usually not).

Symptoms are exacerbated by the presence of a professor or other figure of authority.
Average Student1: Did you watch the game last night?

Gunner: "No, I was studyi... *professor comes in* Cell-derived mediators are normally sequestered in intracellular granules and can be rapidly secreted by granule exocytosis or are synthesized de novo in response to a stimulus."

Avg Student1: "WTF?"

Avg Student2: "Don't mind him, he's got gunnerrhea"

what's 2+2? gonorrhea 

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1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

gonorrhea 

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1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
gonorrhea by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

gonorrhea turnover 

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when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

gonorrhea by proxy 

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The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.
I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.
gonorrhea by proxy by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008
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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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