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When someone plays the song goner by twenty-one pilots without warning and leaves you a crying mess that wants taco bell and the hiatus to end
Friend "Listen to this new song"
You "Sure what is it?"
Music: I'm a goner
Friend "Ha get gonered"
You "This is why top is on hiatus"
Gonered by Yemmowasanotaku May 11, 2018
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Goonered 

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.
"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".
Being so mf high, you're just on another planet. I mean just absorbing into everything around you.
Person 1: yooo, you barely even took a hit.

Person 2: *just staring*

Person 1: ay man, you're goneded.
goneded by coscofreesample September 2, 2023
to get ripped off, fucked over, tricked into doing something, often due to a female advance or promise of something
James: "Hey man, I ended up doing Susan's homework for her - just 'cause she winked at me."
Bruce: "Ha ha, man, you got govered!"
govered by johnpiert June 13, 2012

goneedles 

when ones gonads are like needles
i was so in wit dat bitch but my goneedles ruined it
goneedles by me March 13, 2004

Gonesedingsion

It's the combination of two topics, Motion in a straight line and Motion in a plane.
Gonesedingsion is a difficult chapter to study
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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