Goon master
Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.
Goon master by B Real 97 November 21, 2025
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Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon
The great leader of Gorth Gonorrhea (a.k.a The Democratic Peeple's Republic of Gonorrhea) is also a master in the art of gooning. In fact, he is THE master in the art of gooning. He is such a great goon master that he even decided to make 'Master of Goon' part of his name. This article is dedicated to him because of what a great gooner he is.
Every day, everyone in Gorth Gonorrhea has to pay their respects to Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon by gooning to his statue.
Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon by Get the mug mug. July 9, 2026
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GoofMaster
1. The Lord, your savior.
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
GoofMaster by omg... hai February 20, 2009
goozmaster
1. A person, usually who understands Persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
Yuck! That's the third time you goozed in a row. You must be the Goozmaster 3.0
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
goozmaster by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!