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Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.
I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice
by B Real 97 November 21, 2025
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GoofMaster

1. The Lord, your savior.

2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.

3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.

4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
by omg... hai February 20, 2009
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goozmaster

1. A person, usually who understands Persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
Yuck! That's the third time you goozed in a row. You must be the Goozmaster 3.0

WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.

I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015
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