Goon master
Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.
Goon master by B Real 97 November 21, 2025
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Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon
The great leader of Gorth Gonorrhea (a.k.a The Democratic Peeple's Republic of Gonorrhea) is also a master in the art of gooning. In fact, he is THE master in the art of gooning. He is such a great goon master that he even decided to make 'Master of Goon' part of his name. This article is dedicated to him because of what a great gooner he is.
Every day, everyone in Gorth Gonorrhea has to pay their respects to Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon by gooning to his statue.
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GoofMaster
1. The Lord, your savior.
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
GoofMaster by omg... hai February 20, 2009
goozmaster
1. A person, usually who understands Persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
Yuck! That's the third time you goozed in a row. You must be the Goozmaster 3.0
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
goozmaster by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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