Goon master
Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.
Goon master by B Real 97 November 21, 2025
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Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon
The great leader of Gorth Gonorrhea (a.k.a The Democratic Peeple's Republic of Gonorrhea) is also a master in the art of gooning. In fact, he is THE master in the art of gooning. He is such a great goon master that he even decided to make 'Master of Goon' part of his name. This article is dedicated to him because of what a great gooner he is.
Every day, everyone in Gorth Gonorrhea has to pay their respects to Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon by gooning to his statue.
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GoofMaster
1. The Lord, your savior.
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
2. GoofMaster is the one who will save us from the Fightmasters.
3. Nothing is better than GoofMaster.
4. Another term for GoofMaster is Nuka
"GoofMaster is better than sex."
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goozmaster
1. A person, usually who understands Persian, able to gooz (fart) at will and usually several times in a row.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
2. The ass of such a person, esp. while farting
3. Term used to describe such a person as if he's some sort of overrated fishtank pump with a number tacked onto the end like in a late-nite infomercial.
Yuck! That's the third time you goozed in a row. You must be the Goozmaster 3.0
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
WHHHEEEEEEWW! Move over there, get your Goozmaster 5000 away from me.
I'm a real gooz-master after eating so much sabzi-polo
goozmaster by Zaftig Arsch March 4, 2015
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