Goolaj

The amount of cum that a man releases after masterbation

Damn, I had a shit ton of goolaj yesterday. It was all over the place!

by AverageHighSchoolFreshman December 29, 2016

Goolag

A mock term of the company google that is a derivative of gulag. It is often being used to describe google's censorship on their platforms such as YouTube and their other services. Censorship on google goes far as altering search results on google and banning certain links that don't fit their political narrative

Guy 1: Google just censored a link to some image-board
Guy 2: Google should just go ahead and change their name to goolag

by dankm3m3rzz June 12, 2018

Goolam

This is a very handsome man, shy at times but knows when to impress, likes being trendy, A very romantic guy, kind and always loving, most likely hits the gym alot, likely to be very rich in the future, girls get him..

Goolam is pretty guy

by Mr boss 69 August 9, 2018

Goolag

The place where kids at Nickelodeon theme parks go when they've been naughty. Kids are sent to do manual labour, which in turn keeps the park running. When a prisoner doesn't do their work on time, they're sprayed with goo until they start to work faster.

"Jimmy's been a bad boy, send him to the Goolag"

by washmybigjohn November 3, 2021

Goolag

Alternative spelling/name for Google, a play on words that means to suggest the Silicon Valley search company is something like the infamous Soviet camps where prisoners were worked and starved to death as part of one of the 20th century’s worst genocides.

Goolag is an ideological echo chamber!

by ditchgoolag September 26, 2017

Goolash

Leftover soufflé - the combination of all the remnants of a group meal, can be created in a bowl or cup

Yo that goolash smells so bad.

Hey can you throw some of your gravy into the goolash?

by Goopmaster5000 January 16, 2019

Goolag

A pejorative term for Google because of their tightening censorship and search result manipulations, as well as their internal company policy which pretends to support free speech but actually fires employees that have deviating opinions.

'Goolag' is a reference to 'Gulag', which is a term for labor camps of the former Soviet Union in which many people were detained that had dared to criticize the system.

#1: Did you hear the news? Google really fired this poor guy because of suggesting to have more ideological diversity in the company.

#2: WTF?? Google is turning more and more into Goolag.

by _red_pilled_ August 9, 2017