Definitions by dankm3m3rzz

Totally Joyful Day

Dog whistle for total jeet death. Jeet is referring to indians

Guy 1: I want a totally joyful day!
Guy 2: Me too, man!

Totally Joyful Day by dankm3m3rzz November 29, 2025

Totally Nice Day 

Means Threat Next Door, commonly used when someone is in danger

Help, i had a totally nice day!

Totally Nice Day by dankm3m3rzz June 20, 2025

Conspiracy Theorist 

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

Conspiracy Theorist by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

January 6 

A common whataboutism that the left uses when they lose an argument

Conservative: Gas prices went up when biden got into office
Liberal: BuT YoU dId JaNUArY 6
Conservative: Not as violent as your daily BLM riots that had countless murders

January 6 by dankm3m3rzz July 8, 2022

Jan 6 2021 

A main topic lefties use for gaslighting, in case they ran out of arguments

Guy 1: Biden caused the fuel shortages. Don't blame trump, hes out of office
Guy 2: But you stormed the capital on Jan 6 2021
Guy 1: What does that has to do with fuel shortages.

Jan 6 2021 by dankm3m3rzz November 12, 2021

Coomer

A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach

Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!

Coomer by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021

Nazi 

Anyone who is not left leaning at this point

Person: I think the age of consent should be 18 or 21
Leftist: NAZI!!!1

Nazi by dankm3m3rzz September 17, 2021