dankm3m3rzz's definitions

January 6

A common whataboutism that the left uses when they lose an argument

Conservative: Gas prices went up when biden got into office
Liberal: BuT YoU dId JaNUArY 6
Conservative: Not as violent as your daily BLM riots that had countless murders

by dankm3m3rzz July 8, 2022

Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Goolag

A mock term of the company google that is a derivative of gulag. It is often being used to describe google's censorship on their platforms such as YouTube and their other services. Censorship on google goes far as altering search results on google and banning certain links that don't fit their political narrative

Guy 1: Google just censored a link to some image-board
Guy 2: Google should just go ahead and change their name to goolag

by dankm3m3rzz June 12, 2018

Welcome device

A poor generic cheap device (often straight from china). They often boot with a screen saying 'welcome' and come with poor specs. Can be found on wish or aliexpress

Person 1: I got a new smartphone for only $50
Person 2: Yuck, is that a welcome device

by dankm3m3rzz August 17, 2021

Nazi

Anyone who is not left leaning at this point

Person: I think the age of consent should be 18 or 21
Leftist: NAZI!!!1

by dankm3m3rzz September 17, 2021

Chad

The alpha male who is fit for the job and is found to be attractive to most females. Chads are usually masculine and has ambition. They are despised by people who are known as Incels

This guy is definitely a Chad

by dankm3m3rzz March 29, 2020

Coomer

A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach

Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!

by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021