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A mock term of the company google that is a derivative of gulag. It is often being used to describe google's censorship on their platforms such as YouTube and their other services. Censorship on google goes far as altering search results on google and banning certain links that don't fit their political narrative
Guy 1: Google just censored a link to some image-board
Guy 2: Google should just go ahead and change their name to goolag
by dankm3m3rzz June 12, 2018
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Alternative spelling/name for Google, a play on words that means to suggest the Silicon Valley search company is something like the infamous Soviet camps where prisoners were worked and starved to death as part of one of the 20th century’s worst genocides.
by ditchgoolag September 26, 2017
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When you're about to nut but the porn is still buffering
Bob: Man, I was so close to nutting but then the porn had to buffer and it ruined the whole experience for me.
Thomas: Looks like your dick suffered from some goo lag.
by Betaseal January 17, 2018
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When it takes a while for one to ejaculate. Not to be confused with gulag or goolag
"Dude, i experienced mad goo lag last night"
by Urmum Gai September 06, 2019
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The most appropriate interjection expressed when exerting a great deal of physical effort.
Man. I wish I didn't have to go to class right now, because my bookbag is so heavy. Time to pick it up. *Goolag!* Now I'm ready to go to class!
by Maria April 05, 2005
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