Googlebang 

A person who is constantly on their phone looking at mindless information and brain rotting videos.

Ryan, you just sit in the truck and googlebang.

Googlebang by G. Loeffert November 15, 2023

googlebong 

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.

After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.

googlebong by scrak a bees January 17, 2008

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.

My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.

Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googlewanker 

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

googlewanker by Moofius July 8, 2020

googlebanger 

n. egregious internet clutterer

rachel is a googlebanger.

googlebanger by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

Googlemancy 

In RPGs , magic such as Necromancy (controlling the dead) and Pyromancy (manipulating fire) are often skills that can be leveled up. As such, Googlemancy is the power to manipulate Google to find what you're looking for. Often used in work places, where an old and senile boss will aproach an underling to find some information for him, due to the latter's higher level of Googlemancy.

Mr O'Toole had to ask Kevin, the postroom boy to find the porn he was looking for, due to Kevin's insane Googlemancy skills

Googlemancy by Legatosama April 29, 2010

googlebanger 

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

googlebanger by rockyrachel August 12, 2007