A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
by Hawkyguy February 9, 2012
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