Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.

Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.

Google-izer by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012

Googlizer 

One who is always googling. One who relies on google to find the answer or explanation for every question or conversation brought to their attention.

Nick: I wonder if that diet is healthy for your body.
Holly: I dont know, but I'll Google it.
Michelle: Holly your such a good Googlizer...

Googlizer by lcplboles May 20, 2009

googleize 

A verb, To search for something on the search engine Google

Oli - 'Hey i'm trying to find out the score from last nights match'
Rob - 'googleize it'

googleize by Robert Padden January 9, 2006

Googleizeationism 

{Google-ize-ation-ism}. This can be referred to a (growing) {doctrine}, a {practice,} (doctors practice) a {belief} (state of mind) or a {condition} (a state of being) (ism) and a process (ation) where the human mind is continually searching (Google) usually in a very intense manner (speed) in which the brain is collecting data via the {minds eye,} while continually {blending} and {coalescing} that data with existing data and life's experiences while constantly adding more, and with continuous analyzation, scrutinization, and penetration of the external, and internal, of things material and immaterial, to a point, of understanding, comprehending, or apprehending, the essences or properties of that data, in order to begin to order, to engineer, to form or create the environment in which one lives by assembling the individual pieces or elements, material or immaterial together to form a complex whole or in short to sythenisize.

1. Those who embrace {googleizeationism} will create the new world "that has order." Order your new world and create.

2. One does not have to be afraid of {googleizeationism} but may not be able to understand or grasp it, if one is not willing to give (of themselves) as giving is the essence of life and the force that will create the new world.

3. Stated simply {googleizeationism} is the art and science, or practice, of searching minds in order to find new ways of creating ones world - an experiment in living.

4. Everybody wants to create because the Creator is inside, figure out what you want to create and if you still can't create it, fix what is inside of you and keep trying with continued believing and practicing googleizeationism will aid you in your efforts.

5. The belief and practice of {googleizeationism} may cause inflammation of the brain known as {googleitis.}

Googleizeationism by Ajax3 June 19, 2010

googlizer 

Somebody who searches for their name, and their friends/familys names on googleSomebody who spends hours on end looking up pointless things on google

Dude, stop looking up my name on google, you're sucha googlizer

googlizer by lalakix January 26, 2008

googleized

To be one of Google's primary commodities. Users of the Google Cloud Service are Google Commodities because users are socially linked to their personal data.

It is not possible to download bookmarks from the Google Cloud without using the Chrome Web Browser because you are googleized.

googleized by GeneralKlag June 9, 2018