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The sound teenage wankmonsters make at the point of climax.
*fap* *fap* *fap*

Zade: "Goo-"

Zade's mother: "What's going on?!"

Zade: "Nothing! *Eeeeeeee-"

Zade's mother: "What's that noise?"

Zade: "What noise? *Eeeeeeeeeeeeey!"

Zade's mother: "Did you just gooey!!?"

*Awkward silence*
Gooey!! by Lanky-Jack November 2, 2009
A term used to describe how much money you own. Typically used by a person who has a lot of money in their pocket/piggy bank/wallet/ bank account etc.
Man, that pocket gooey!
Gooey by gooey pocket October 24, 2018
To get weird, real, and close.
Me and ellag got gooey
Gooey by Lollipop100 December 20, 2016
An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.
Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"
gooey by psiscott April 26, 2006
Drunken and/or high state of mind. Refers to mind being in a gooey like state such as goo being gooey nigga.
When someone asks, "you trying to get gooey nigga?" They are asking if you want to get fucked up beyond recognition, drunk, and/or blazed out ya mind!
Gooey by J. Brown C. May 4, 2010
Excuse me sir I don’t suppose I could trouble you for some spare gooeys
Show me your gooey
Gooey by M1k3ylee23 December 29, 2021
“Maane fuck what yall talm bout I’m gooey asl today
Gooey by Young Rambo May 12, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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