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goodnites 

a type of protective underwear (diapers) that kids and teens who wet the bed use to stay dry; goodnites have a cloth like layer and look and feel like real underwear; has an absorbant inner pad to soak up wetness; the only thing bad about them is that they sometimes leak, but leak gaurds on new versions do help
If you wet the bed and can fit in goodnites, wear them.
goodnites by NightlyBedwetter April 26, 2004

Gudentite 

A German inspired word which means, "Good And Tight." Now, for ya'll that speak English but have no sense of humor, Good And Tight is associated with a female's vagina, that it is "Good N Tight."
Spelvin: Ooh dat foreign exchange student is hot!

Marcus: You got that right! I think her name is Gudentite!

Spelvin: I want some Gudentite!
Gudentite by Spanky Doodle April 3, 2008

goodentight

The German method of tightening bolts when you don't have specific torque specifications or a torque wrench.

"goodentight"
Make sure the lower intake manifold's bolts are goodentight!

Q: What are the torque specs on my rear sway bar?

A: Just make sure they are goodentight

goodentight

fresh virgin tight pussy

really tight pussy
damn, that pussy was goodentight!

Q: hey, how was your girlfriend's pussy last night?

A: It was goodentight!

Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista 

The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.
Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.

goldentater 

This is what you call the dumbest, stupidest person who is around. They want to be a weeaboo, but they do not have enough for that.
me: "lol ur like goldentater"
friend: "ahahhaha ur so funny Void"
goldentater: ;(
goldentater by V o i d June 20, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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