Goochaplegic

One who is paralyzed from the gooch down.

1.Wolfgang fell on a picket fence right on his gooch, now hes a goochaplegic for good.

2.Serena severed her gooch whilst stretchng before her dance class, and was admitted to hospital and diagnosed a Goochaplegic.

3.
Serena: "Aww great, a goochaplegic, a day before the party!"

by Joanna Anthony Chrissy October 25, 2008