gooche

Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.

I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.

gooche by Gooche May 11, 2004

gooche

The space between ones genitals and ones poo pot.

This one time, i wiped my ass the wrong way and all this shit got smeared on my gooche! it sucked!

gooche by joshman October 3, 2003

gooche

Noun: The area between the scrotum and the anal sphincter
Verb: To poke said area with one's hand or an implement, the latter is known as an implement gooche.

1. "Argh! My Gooche Hurts"
2. "I'm Gonna Gooche The Shit Outa You!"

gooche by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 18, 2006

Gooche

A new word created by 2 girls in their Aparrel Development class in Goldsboro,NC.
We normally use it as a substitute for 'douchebag' or just basically calling someone a loser.

Nat: hahaha dude, what the fuck does does that guy have on??

Cat: haha, i don't know but he looks like a gooche!

Nat: hahaha, you just called him a gooche!

Cat: God we're so badass!

Gooche by God I'm so awesomeee! October 5, 2009

gooche rooster 

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

gooche rooster by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

Gooche crumbler 

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

Gooche crumbler by duhlinky April 19, 2010

Gooche letting 

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

Gooche letting by Bud is good June 3, 2009