Indiana's version of "jit". A young man or homeboy from the Midwest. It can be used generally in a sentence or to describe someone. It works the same way as the word "cuh".
"Gooc trippin' again, bruh."
"Where you from, gooc?"
"Ay, gooc pass me that pipe."
"You moving like a scary gooc."
A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water
After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arcticgooch
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.