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Origin - Hobo sign reading "HELP GODBLESS" which had a misshapen D. The sign clearly read "HELP GOOBLESS"

Goobles are the homeless people (hobos) that stand around at intersections asking for money. Often times they carry a card-board sign and a backpack with their lives inside.

Goobles live in the woods and come out during peak traffic to take your money.
"Oh shit the goobles are at this light. Don't make eye contact or they'll take your money!"
Goobles by ZackP March 16, 2008
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A form of nickname given to someone your close with or, a way someone is acting
'Hey goobles!' or 'Stop goobling around!'
goobles by sazzybrat13 August 14, 2024

James Goobles 

A man who is typically represented as Mike Bobaguard's mortal enemy. He hates Xeltora (Saturifier) due to the fact he doesn't respect Mike Gorbitrough (His best friend).
Attractive woman: Look there's James Goobles!
Attractive woman #2: Holy god! He's so hot!
James Goobles by jamesgoobles January 1, 2025

Do your Googles 

Do your research. Made famous by Fredro Starr from the rap group Onyx when being interview on the Breakfast club.
"My names Fredro Starr, do your Googles nigga"

googlesation

When someone in a chat room is having a conversation or debate and is using Google at the same time for information in an attempt to look smart.
He was having a googlesation in the chat room today
googlesation by daveobot June 2, 2013

the googles 

A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
the googles by etriad September 20, 2012

The holy gooble 

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
You seem troubled read the holy gooble.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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