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Origin - Hobo sign reading "HELP GODBLESS" which had a misshapen D. The sign clearly read "HELP GOOBLESS"

Goobles are the homeless people (hobos) that stand around at intersections asking for money. Often times they carry a card-board sign and a backpack with their lives inside.

Goobles live in the woods and come out during peak traffic to take your money.
"Oh shit the goobles are at this light. Don't make eye contact or they'll take your money!"
Goobles by ZackP March 16, 2008
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A form of nickname given to someone your close with or, a way someone is acting
'Hey goobles!' or 'Stop goobling around!'
goobles by sazzybrat13 August 14, 2024

James Goobles 

A man who is typically represented as Mike Bobaguard's mortal enemy. He hates Xeltora (Saturifier) due to the fact he doesn't respect Mike Gorbitrough (His best friend).
Attractive woman: Look there's James Goobles!
Attractive woman #2: Holy god! He's so hot!
James Goobles by jamesgoobles January 1, 2025

Do your Googles 

Do your research. Made famous by Fredro Starr from the rap group Onyx when being interview on the Breakfast club.
"My names Fredro Starr, do your Googles nigga"

googlesation

When someone in a chat room is having a conversation or debate and is using Google at the same time for information in an attempt to look smart.
He was having a googlesation in the chat room today
googlesation by daveobot June 2, 2013

the googles 

A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
the googles by etriad September 20, 2012

The holy gooble 

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.
You seem troubled read the holy gooble.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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