Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?

Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭

"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."

"Yesterday I was using the Google"

George Bush uses "The Google" on the "Internets"

"I'll google it."
"Google will tell me."
"Google solves everything."
"What is The Google?"