Goober Douche
Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!
Goober Douche by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011
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Douche gooder
An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do
Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder
Douche gooder by RenoLuke December 14, 2012
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Gooberdouche
A said person who (being a goober) drives at least 20mph under the speed limit, and (being a douche) doesn't allow you to pass.
Gooberdouche by Bondobrew October 5, 2009
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