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The spot between a mans balls and asshole. Also known as the taint or gouch.
Man, my balls itch. I've been scratching so much my goo-back is bleeding.
Goo-back by iplaywithsquirls October 19, 2006
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goo back 

A derogitory term for a person from the future who came to the present through a portal that follows terminator time traveling rules. The term "goo back" is in reference to the slimy goo that is left on their back from the portal they arrived in.
I dont want a chicken sandwich, i want a goddamn double cheeseburger you fucking goo back!!!
goo back by eric99 March 11, 2007
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goo back 

an imigrant from the future known for taking peoples jobs they speak a hybrid of all languages and are a mix of all races they enjoy lobster fried rice hamburgers shushi hockey cow herding al gore watching manbearpig hunting and of course black people spotting.
times were better before the people from the FUUCHER came those goo backs took my jooab
-DEY DOOK DUR JOORB
goo back by officer cooper June 7, 2007
People from the future who took your job!
The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!
gooback by Chrono72 April 28, 2004
It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.
I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!
gooback by Eric April 29, 2004
Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)
"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"
gooback by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004
Person from the year 3025 who takes peoples jobs.
I just want a goddamn cheeseburger and fries you fucking goobacks!
gooback by Brian Thietje May 3, 2004
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