Gonzzle 

Gonzzle, a unique way of saying "guzzle."

"You be gonzzlin up that hotdog for real for real!" "I'm about to gonzzle this drink on god no cap."

Gonzzle by Riceku January 1, 2023

Danny Gonzalez 

Danny is a youtuber and leader of Greg, the fastest growing army on the internet (don't look that up).

Greg 1: Hey, did you see Danny Gonzalez's latest video?
Greg 2: Hell yeah! I am truly Greg.

Danny Gonzalez by Spooky_ho November 5, 2019

Danny Gonzalez 

One of the best youtubers and he is really funny and post the best videos. Chances are if you searched “Danny Gonzalez” on the Urban Dictionary You’re probably truly Greg, just like me

Sarah: Have you seen Danny Gonzalez’s new video about Dumb life hacks
Me: hell yeah dude

Danny Gonzalez by JakePaulSuck May 1, 2020

Danny Gonzalez 

A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden (the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player) that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner.

I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.

If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.

To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.

Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!

youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez

Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it?

Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.

Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.

Danny Gonzalez by greg.the.cat December 2, 2019

Danny Gonzales

Danny Gonzales is a youtuber, singer, songwriter and legal pumpkin. He is also the head of the cul- I mean... army, Greg.

Human: Do you watch Danny Gonzales?
Other Human: OMG yes! I AM GREG!

Danny Gonzales by Skittle S November 14, 2018

Danny Gonzalez 

Danny Gonzalez, also known as Young Face is a youtuber, songwriter and a legal pumpkin. He's also legally allowed to leave. If you subscribe to him, you'll have your name automatically changed to Greg.

becky: i love jake paul!!

anna: becky, you're legally allowed to leave

anna: also subscribe to danny gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez by danny gonzalez fan November 17, 2018

Sloppy Gonzales 

Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.

As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.

Sloppy Gonzales by Rollo & Biff January 9, 2008