A heavily deformed thing that represents something slime-like. Almost like the Pokémon "Grimer". This typically derives from swamp creatures or sewage creatures that you see in video games
Trevor: Dude did you see how gonglemorphic Jeremy looked?
Ryan: Yeah he almost looks dystopian
Trevor: Yeah, kinda like Swamp Thing
Guy 1: I'm feeling gonglemorphic
Guy 2: Yeah you are starting to look a little bit like a weird shape
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!