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gonch monster 

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
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ging gongs are goolied 

This refers to having sweaty testicles.
'' My ging gongs are goolied! ''
ging gongs are goolied by ging gongs September 12, 2011

gonch kibble 

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants
His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.
gonch kibble by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.
At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.
Gonch Rocket by shirtzooka March 31, 2010

Fisted Gongs 

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran
Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.
Fisted Gongs by FurykFever October 9, 2018