Gonbad

A fantastic city,dreamland , a city with beautiiful girls and handsome boys.

I hope someday I live in a Gonbad city.
The town has great locations and beautiful people,this town is a gonbad

Gonbad by Dr Charlie Brown January 26, 2018

Gonadnarel 

Gonadnarel is a mafia. Usually related to the mafia party game. It is used interchangeably with "mafia" or "mafioso". It is both a verb and a noun.

It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.

"I bet they are gonna gonadnarel me next!"

Gonadnarel by Lupesiesta April 5, 2013

gonads and strife 

A popular phrase from a popular flash movie. A squirrel is singing a song about saying "Whee!", when all of the sudden, he says "When you're a kid and you wanna go whee, but you ain't got drugs yet, hold on for your life. Hold on to your little.. gonads.. and strife"
(threebrain.com)

gonads and strife.. gonads and strife.. gonads and strife... gonads in the LIGHTNING, IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN! WHEEEEEEEeeeee

gonads and strife by theskiesbled April 1, 2004

gonadally challenged 

Another way of describing a gutless person with no balls.

Some of our leaders are more gonadally challenged than others.

gonadally challenged by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019

gonbag

Pronounced 'goan''bag', similar to nadsack, derived from the gonad and a carrying device , such as a sack or a bag or a satchel. Basically its a scrot.

'carl, put your freaking gonbag away'
or
'dude, lash ur gonbag out and get this party kicking'

gonbag by juicyinnit September 29, 2008

Digital Gonad 

A remote worker who travels the world but can only talk about it in a conceited way. Key attributes may include:

• Traveling to cool places and ruining them in the process.
• Preaches about minimalistic lifestyle while life’s belongings are at parents’ house.
• Competes with US military for most unwanted presence.
• Unperturbed by the fact that their “unique find” coffee shop is filled with other digital gonads.

• Complains about capitalism while making 100x the average local salary.

• Sometimes doubles as a sex tourist.

• Leaves a trail of haters in their wake.

• Constantly reminds everyone about their odd working hours due to time differences.

• Travels the world but strategically leaves out Africa, India, and the Middle East.
• Disparages staying in one place but doesn’t realize they can only go their because people live in one place.

• Calls themselves a nomad but is over reliant on technology and infrastructure for basic survival
• Environmentalist but ignores their massive jet-setting lifestyle’s carbon footprint.

Things a digital gonad might say: Where’s the Wi-Fi? Why is the Wi-Fi bad? My Wi-Fi was bad so I couldn’t join the call. What’s the password to your Wi-Fi? Generally, too much discussion about Wi-Fi.

Digital Gonad by Digital Crawdad September 16, 2022

gonadish 

Gonadish refers to a person who is very grumpy and never wants to do anything. For example, this person would much rather stay inside and play Counter Strike Source than do things that involve exposure to sunlight and fresh air. This person also talks funny and gets mad about pretty much anything.

"Where's Brian?"
"Gonadish wont play frolf with us guys, I went to his house and he was all gonadished up and like 'nyaaah my name is Gonadish look at me I don't wanna,' then he went back inside to return to his gonadishing."

gonadish by Clayton P. Blunk May 7, 2007