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Gomosexual 

One who is sexually attracted to gaynor
Clarification Jim: are you a gomosexual?
Gomosexual by gaynorsimp June 29, 2022

Gomosexual 

Glutes masimusomos is someone who can pnly make love to butts. Short form as gomosexual.
All gays are gomosexuals.
Gomosexual by Useless buttlover April 2, 2020

Gomosexual 

A made up sexuality due to the typo “gomophobis”.
“I heard Addie is gomophobis.”
“No, she’s actually gomosexual. Haven’t you heard?”
Gomosexual by sillygooser June 1, 2021

panromantic homosexual 

Someone who is willing to be romantically involved with a person regardless of gender, but is only sexually attracted to those of the same gender.
She is in a relationship with him, but only has sex with girls. Because she is a panromantic homosexual.

biromantic homosexual 

A person who finds romantic urges towards both men and women but only find sexual interests in the same gender. He or she will enjoy going on dates, hugging, cuddling, buying stuff for their other, and possibly kissing, but they can only be aroused in sexual intercourse with the same gender.
A biromantic homosexual female would date men and women, but usually only "go to bed" with other women.

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence
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