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gnomeosexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to gnomes.
Gnomeosexual Likes to masterbate with gnome figurines, have their partners dress up like gnomes or gives sexual favors to gnome figurines.

Josh can't stay away from Miss Nancy's gnomes. The police were called as he was sliding the gnome in his butt while he was pinching his nipple screaming "gnome me, gnome me master"!
gnomeosexual by Red On The Head October 20, 2015
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Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.
"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."
Gnomosexual by fgcp October 9, 2009

gomosexual 

One who has sexual intercouse and does sexual things to go-karts
Mike touched the go-kart softly because he is a flamboyant gomosexual
gomosexual by Dr. Searle September 7, 2005

glomosexual 

a girl who uses glowsticks as dildos.
alicia got off whenever she looked at a glowstick, because she was glomosexual.
glomosexual by alicia morgan June 11, 2006

Gomosexual 

One who is sexually attracted to gaynor
Clarification Jim: are you a gomosexual?
Gomosexual by gaynorsimp June 29, 2022

gnomesexual

A sexual attraction to the gnome by the name of Gnome Chompski.
Guy 1: "Hey Gnome Chompski, you sexy bitch."
Guy 2: "Oh you must be gnomesexual, my friend."
gnomesexual by It’s a Dingus December 6, 2020

Gnomosexual

A gnome that likes to fuck other gnomes
You fucking gnomosexual! I thought your wife was a night elf!
Gnomosexual by tater May 13, 2005
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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