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Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.
I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.
Gollywhopper by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

GollyWhopper

A large strapon dildo. Usually purple in color with glitter.
Dan exclaimed to his wife, "grab the Gollywhopper I'm catching tonight"
GollyWhopper by DieselJesus69 January 26, 2021

gollywhompus 

Something that is crooked, not straight, off center, or not looking nice.
Dude, that picture frame is totally gollywhompus.
gollywhompus by l8ghthen8ght September 25, 2011

golliwoggle 

a queer pirate with no crew stranded and in the saharra desert
the golliwoggle couldnt find anything to eat cause he is a golliwoggle, what a loser golliwoggle
golliwoggle by stanislov September 29, 2009

gollywog 

A contreversial black doll popularised by Robertson jam, the doll was later found to be politically incorrect and manufacturing of these cute little characters was illegal. Nowadays, the word gollywog is misused to call someone of black skin (also see wog).
because the doll is black it MUST be racist, infact anything including cars and trainers that are black in colour should be illegal because they are racist.
gollywog by Master Dan McCabe January 11, 2004

gollywog 

gollywog was a controversial black doll which was adopted as an insult towards black people
'go swing on your vines, gollywog'
'the bananas are waiting in your mud hut, gollywog'
gollywog by tonyc85sco December 28, 2005