Gardendale 

A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid 70% of the females are sluts and/or amateur prostitutes. A favorite pastime of the locals is hanging out in various parking lots such as these favorites: Foodland, Taco Bell, Civic Center (but not past 9pm), and Waffle House. A place where flavored dip, enormous trucks, Polo, Costas, and country music are the favorite topics of conversation.

I'm about to head to Gardendale, to go sit in a parking lot and dip.

Gardendale by portsmouthout May 28, 2011

gardendale 

A city in Alabama where there's nothing to do. The only thing to do is go to Walmart...

"I live in Gardendale"
"Gardendale's close to Mt. Olive"

gardendale by MarissaEmily June 24, 2008

Gardendale 

the most boring place in the world that is full of snotty preppy ass bitches that act like they have money but are really in debt up to their asses. they also thrive on labels.

gardendale bitch: Im from gardendale and im better than all of you!

random person: yeah, to bad your football team sucks

Gardendale by kmhin April 4, 2011

gardenape 

From the greek origin garden and latin ape...a gardenape is a yardape that is not cool enough or good enough to be called an actually yardape that especially enjoy bolfing

Brock: Ray is the biggest gardenape because he cant even bolf right

Matt: Yea I know definitely not cool enough to be a yardape though.

Brock: Yea maybe if he could bolf right, steal red wagons, or ride them along the great wall at great speeds.

Matt: Yea that mangina hes got is also stopping him from becoming yardape quality because that wouldnt fit the definition of yardape subsection f.

gardenape by StayGoldenPonyBoy May 4, 2009

the greendale effect 

From the tv series community - An effect in which a person that doesn’t know what to do with there life is given Money by the dean of greendale community college and is Compelled to enroll in greendale to put purpose into there life. So the end up using the money the school gave them back to the school in exchange for classes. This method insures that the school keeps getting new students to trap inside the college

Dean: “here $500 for the taste I got of being powerful”.

Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—

Dean: “wait for it.“

Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.

Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”

Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”

Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”

Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”

Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”

the greendale effect by Varanm September 7, 2020

Greendale

A boring small town in Wisconsin. If you find yourself in Greendale and you're not looking to buy a $8 burger or other over priced novelties from "the village" then you probably got lost on your way to Milwaukee. 90% of the people living there are either rich plastic families or retired old couples. If you're not one of the 2 you'll probably have a run in with one of the many cops with nothing better to do.

Person 1: Where are we and why is everyone driving an SUV and smiling

Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????

Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale

Greendale by Mr. Hermes November 22, 2011

Greendale Secondary School

Greendale Secondary school is the better than Punggol Secondary school. The teachers in Greendale Secondary school genuinely cares about the students’ well being and are decent towards the behaviour. The teachers and the year heads are also very friendly and chats with students on a daily basis like a friend. In Greendale, students are treated like a one big family. It is a positive, cheerful and motivational environment that many students see it as a ‘second home.’ It offers unique experiences such as outdoor cooking during physical education, camps, class sales, games carnival, Greendale carnival and so on. The class sales is a unique experience for many Greendale students. The teachers are able to notice your unsteady emotions and gives advice to you. They are really trustful unlike other schools.

Primary six student: I wanna go to Punggol Secondary School
Parents: Go to Greendale Secondary School. You will enjoy better there.

Greendale Secondary School by Greendale Students pride 2021 August 20, 2021